|Posted on April 2, 2010 at 7:11 PM|
Just made it home from work and you want to know what is totally NOT cool? Getting pulled over for rolling through a totally unnecessary and useless stop sign in your private, gated community.
Want to know what totally IS cool? Catching a glimpse of the cop out of the corner of your eye and slamming on the brakes at the very last possible second, abruptly coming to a fully legal, ticket-avoiding stop. And then sitting there for a three count while Missy Misdemeanor sings about not being able to stop the rain.
Not cool, but totally satisfying that deep, Machiavellian part within us all? Seeing the guy behind you not noticing the cop, and being forced to accept a dance at the blue light disco.
Now we're off for a make-you-own-$5.99 pizza at Piggly Wiggly, and you can bet I'll be stopping. All full and complete like.
Categories: April 2010